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Bananas

2009-04-25T14:58:00.000-07:00

This can mean only one thing. We're going bananas.

RTB to the Rescue

2009-04-18T19:20:00.000-07:00

Rushing revision tonight, so there were hardly any random conversations. What did come out, however, was Really Random.

Chuang Qian Ming Yue Guang

2009-04-17T16:13:00.000-07:00

So, exams are drawing ever nearer, time is running out, and...The Creature and The Object are reliving their primary school days. Back when The Creature was A Hatchling and the Object was Newly Minted.

From some random primary one ke wen:

Tell our teachers we've not forgotten the shi (only we've forgotten its name). In fact, we've done a modern take on it!

Methinks we should check ourselves into the mental ward ASAP. As The Object points out...we won't have to do exams!!!

PESS Abduction

2009-04-17T15:56:00.000-07:00

Titanic Fights the Moonlight

2009-04-14T17:35:00.001-07:00

The updates on this Blog are getting more frequent. And more random. This is worrying.

Can't Fight The Moonlight (it's a song!). I should have put a big X on it in red or something.

A Logical Discussion about the Face

2009-04-14T11:51:00.000-07:00

They say a picture speaks a thousand words, and we can now create such a picture...such a picture to express all the marvels in the subtle undercurrents of undergraduate life. Better still, we have been doing so for the past year. All it takes is two strokes on the keyboard, to give you this beauty:

It is the Face. The Face that can express anything from annoyance to amusement, to an expression of 'this is beyond bizarre'. All with two simple strokes.
(Okay, maybe you have to press the shift key for the first one, but you get my drift).

Below is a sample of the many wonderful ways in which this beautiful creation can be used.

Condition: Deteriorating

2009-04-13T14:09:00.000-07:00

Exam period draws ever nearer, and the symptoms get worse and worse.

First, a diagnosis of the OTS response:

Titanic obsession leads The Object to radiostation (hey if you say 'google' I can say 'radiostation' right?) 'titanic'. Titanic radio plays Celine Dion's song, obviously. But wait a minute...heavy metal??? The Creature has an explanation for that:

Help. Seriously. PESS is consuming us whole. I should have taken a screenshot of the 'bedtime for fried rice conversation'. It went something like this:

Object: Bedtime for meeeee
Creature: Then when is it bedtime for fried rice?
The 'Bang Head on Desk' emoticon is coming in increasingly useful. The Creature is proud to claim authorship of it:

of loopy locusts & poofy pigeons

2009-04-13T11:20:00.000-07:00

Right. We've officially gone loopy. Someone should actually have both of us on their MSN; it would make for endless amusement, especially when PESS strikes. (remember the *ning the ding and *ding not ning? sheesh!)

on a side note, the Object and the Creature both have an endless fascination with the movie Titanic, which has recently been brought to life.

The Symptoms Worsen

2009-04-12T11:52:00.003-07:00

It's a spaceship shooting capital letters at a city. Don't ask.

Blobopus

2009-04-12T08:53:00.000-07:00

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Call my baby blobopus

Tell you why

Its blob is squisher than an apple pie

And when it does wobbly blobby dance

Man, I haven't got a chance

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Squishier than jelly on a stick

Huckleberry, cherry or lime

If you had a choice

It'd be your pick

But blobopus is mine

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Crazy way it thrills me

Tell you why

That giant mollusc from the sky

It loves to ink me till I can't see straight

Gee, my blobopus is great

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Of Boxine the Box

2009-04-10T11:21:00.000-07:00

Vertebrate Biology

2009-04-08T16:38:00.000-07:00

My Pet Coffee

2009-03-12T07:00:00.000-07:00

(Following a long conversation about pets)

The Rabbit of Power

2009-03-11T14:25:00.000-07:00

QOTD (03/03/09)

2009-03-03T12:55:00.000-08:00

Unfortunately, the Quote of Square Root Day has nothing to do with square roots.

Essay Writing Sydrome (EWS)

2009-02-25T16:34:00.000-08:00

Includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Typing numbers on MSN that would make no sense to someone who didn't know you were writing an essay. Numbers that increase quickly at first, then go up more slowly, and more...slowly, and more.....more.....mo..re......slowly.

2. Music blasting in a last-ditch attempt to keep the brain alive

3. Self-expression! Blasting music to your MSN contacts in the only possible way on MSN...typing it in CAPITALS. Accompanied by violent head shakes.

Guess The Acronym!

2009-02-16T15:54:00.000-08:00

Let's play Guess the Acronym!

*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
YLDBWDX
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
(guess)
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
hint: chinese song
- says:
MOON!
- says:
hahaha!
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
yes
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
bzzzz
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
u win

Should add 'DING! DING DING!' and draw back the curtain/screen/whatever to reveal a shiny new car worth TWENTY FIVE THOUUUUUUUUSAND DOLLARS (to quote from Wheel of Fortune)!

Why Condo Ads Work

2009-02-12T14:20:00.000-08:00

*ning says:
OTS
*ning says:
something tells me im into something good...
* says:
hahaha that's such a typical condo ad song
*ning says:
is it???
* says:
yeah
* says:
they'll show a boy and girl running beside the swimming pool
* says:
with Big Fake Smiles on their faces
*ning says:
got meh??
* says:
many years ago haha
* says:
but condo ads always look like that
* says:
mother sitting in the living room reading book with father
* says:
children running around the pool
* says:
then the artists' impression of the buildings
* says:
so typical
* says:
and a happy song like this one
* says:
or 'I'm walking on sunshine, woah!'
*ning says:
hahah
*ning says:
tt cracked me up
* says:
haha I'm being random again
*ning says:
(can tell)
* says:
then if the condo is near an MRT
* says:
they'll draw the MRT line
*ning says:
omg you
* says:
hahaha
*ning writes:

* says:
LOL!!!!
* says:
omg
* says:
hahahaha
* says:
that does NOT look like an MRT
* says:
hahaha
*ning writes:

ning says:
it says Angel
* says:
LOL!!!!!!
* says:
hahahahahaha
* says:
omg
* says:
man
* says:
ok this MBB
*ning says:
mbb
*ning says:
?
*ning says:
OH

Ok. I was exaggerating when I said condo ads work. I don't remember the names of any of the condos that were being advertised!

T.A. (The Acronyms)

2009-02-08T13:55:00.000-08:00

The acronyms are getting worse. Or should I say TAAGW?

BNB = Bonobo (the Creature's nymphomaniac neighbour)

Who ever heard of acronym-ising one word?

TTX = tan tian xing (Chinese translation of the very very Cheesy conversation hearts)

MBB = Must be Blogged.

*ning - says:
they're STILL doing it?
Zonocerus elegans says:
who?
Zonocerus elegans says:
I said that a long time ago
*ning - says:
oh
*ning - says:
sorry didnt flash
Zonocerus elegans says:
no I meant I said that before I said a lot of other stuff
Zonocerus elegans says:
MSN must be mixing up the thing again
*ning - says:
msn is WERID
Zonocerus elegans says:
(and yes the locusts are still at it)
Zonocerus elegans says:
(been about 1.5h)
*ning - says:
OH the locusts
*ning - says:
NOT BNB
Zonocerus elegans says:
LOL!!!!!!!!
Zonocerus elegans says:
ok you made me laugh very hysterically
*ning - says:
BNB and the GF
Zonocerus elegans says:
and I noticed his name has been acronym-ised
*ning - says:
hahaha
*ning - says:
yeap
*ning - says:
look at my personal msg (the personal message is: wants cheese)
Zonocerus elegans says:
HAHAHAHA
*ning - says:
there REALLY ought to be someone
*ning - says:
with BOTH of us on their contact list(the Creature's personal message is: Cheesy cheesy cheesy, in response to the stupid conversation hearts)
Zonocerus elegans says:
who shares both of us on their list
Zonocerus elegans says:
yeah precisely
*ning - says:
siiigh
Zonocerus elegans says:
this positive feedback is also getting worse
Zonocerus elegans says:
cos I didn't actually refer to the Real Cheese
*ning - says:
yeah i know
*ning - says:
it was the
*ning - says:
tan tian xing
Zonocerus elegans says:
the TTX!
*ning - says:
OH MAN
*ning - says:
*Slaps forehead*
Zonocerus elegans says:
this must be Blogged
Zonocerus elegans says:
hahaha
*ning - says:
man
*ning - says:
yes
*ning - says:
MBB

If you see a whole load of random letters here next year (or who knows, maybe even this year), you'll know the time has come when acronym-isation has completely consumed the Thes. Writing a blog post all in acronyms...hmm. What a good idea.

QOTD (06/02/2009)

2009-02-06T14:13:00.000-08:00

Here's the whole window for effect:

Quote of the Day (04/02/2009)

2009-02-04T15:14:00.000-08:00

DING DING DING and the Evolution of Song Names

2009-02-01T08:02:00.000-08:00

Ding and Ning. Ning the Ding. Ding not Ning. I am very sorry for the repeated alteration of display names which all sound the same. I got confused too while colouring the conversation, but I hope the colours help.

It all started when The Creature got sent a song (Moon, aka Yue Liang Dai Biao Wo De Xing) by The Object. The song brought back a lot of memories that The Creature couldn't precisely place, so it dug in the back of its head and came up with a fossilised zi that looked like this and started off all the randomness:Schistocerca gregaria says:
I wrote the word 'ding'
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
what ding?
Schistocerca gregaria says:
like cauldron
Schistocerca gregaria says:
ding (di san sheng)
Schistocerca gregaria says:
carbon dating indicates it dates back to 2001
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
huh?
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
what ding?
Schistocerca gregaria says:
it's a word
Schistocerca gregaria says:
it means cauldron
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
what does it mean?
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
cauldron?????!
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
wth
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
what use does ding have in everyday life?
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
hahaha
Schistocerca gregaria says:
erm...
Schistocerca gregaria says:
wah look at the ding in the museum?
Schistocerca gregaria says:
went to british museum and saw dings and got very excited
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
sheesh tt made me LOL
Schistocerca gregaria says:
because never once when they taught us about dings did they actually show us what they looked like
Schistocerca gregaria says:
so ironic I had to come here to see that dings actually really have 3 legs
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
DING
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
DING
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
DING
*ning wants yong tau fu. now. (amongst other things) says:
(sorry i HAD to do that)
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
is ur Moon sitll on repeat?
DING says:
yeah it is
DING says:
MY MOON!
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
HAHAHA
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
ure DING
DING says:
hahahahaha
DING says:
see my display pic
DING says:
hahahaha
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
now we rhyme
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
im ning
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
and ure ding
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
HAHAH
DING says:
Ning and Ding!
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
ur dp
DING says:
Ding and Ning!
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
why are u PESS-ifying?
*ding says:
dunno
*ning -ding ding DING- says:
hahah
*ding says:
LOL ning the ding
*ding says:
*bangs head on table
*ding says:
*doesn't have a head to bang
*ning the ding says:
this makes NO SENSE
*ning the ding says:
hahah
*ning the ding says:
HAAHAH
*ning the ding says:
i just saw ur new nick
*ding not ning says:
(I wish someone were on both our contact lists)
*ning the ding says:
yeah man

-----------------

Regarding the Evolution of Song Names:

Qing Tian (Nice decent original name) ---> gu shi de xiao huang hua (first line of song, still a decent name) -----> Flower (English translation of part of first line of song) -----> Hua (Chinese translation of English translation of part of first line of song, which bears no resemblance to the original title whatsoever).

I should add that Hua thinks itself much superior to the ancestral Qing Tian. Sufficiently superior, in fact, to require divine creation rather than random mutation and selection in the minds of bored undergrads.

Trashy Songs and Nursery Rhymes

2009-01-30T06:02:00.000-08:00

(To the tune of London Bridge)

The Soviet Union's falling down
Falling down
Failling down
The Soviet Union's falling down
Oh! Poor Gorby!!

(To the tune of Clementine)

In the Cold War,
In the Cold War
We were scared of dominoes
There was Mikhail there was Reagan
USA and Soviet Union

Just recalling a bit of secondary school history. The Object, being a Historical Object...er I mean history student...will probably be able to write much more meaningful nursery rhymes than this.

Here's a story made out of Trashy Songs that drifted through my head as I was walking to biochemistry this morning. Titles of Trashy (and less trashy) songs are italicised:

Once upon a time, Tarzan and Jane (Toybox) were both In the Navy (Village People). Jane said that Tarzan was her Best Friend (Toybox). Tarzan decided that this story was getting very lame and boring, and decided to convert it into a Love Story (Taylor), so he and Jane had a White Wedding (Billy Idol). Not long after, Tarzan appeared to be Dizzy (Tommy Roe) with delight, running around the ship exclaiming: 'Jane is Having My Baby (Paul Anka)'. The other sailors in the Navy were very happy and performed a gun salute, which went Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! (Vengaboys).

Soon the baby was born, and she was delivered by Dr. Jones (Aqua). Tarzan and Jane were thrilled with their beautiful baby, and named her Rosanna (Toto). Unfortunately, they had been too busy go to shopping, so there was No Milk Today (Herman's Hermits) to feed the baby. It took a very long time to calm the crying baby down, after which Tarzan and Jane were very grateful for The Sound of Silence (Simon Garfunkel). Tarzan then looked at the and whispered 'Oh My Sleeping Child (Michael Learns to Rock). Being the silly ape man he was, he climbed to the top of a tree (yes I KNOW they were on a ship..just pretend there was a tree there okay?) and placed the baby in a cradle on a high branch. Tarzan had obviously never done O level maths and knew nothing about angles of Elevation (U2).

Fortunately, when the bough broke and the cradle fell, the baby did not suffer a terrible fate as she was caught in mid air by a very large locust. Tarzan yelled out to thank the locust, but the insect replied 'Don't thank me, thank the Wind Beneath My Wings (Bette Midler).'

Tarzan felt very guilty about what he had done to the baby and vowed never to do it again. 'Suddenly I See (K.T. Turnstall),' he said. 'How foolish I was.'

The End. Have a Nice Day (Bon Jovi)

PESSless PESS

2009-01-29T05:32:00.001-08:00

For some reason, some symptoms of PESS are actually occurring outside the realm of PESS (defined as a reaction to stress inflicted by essays deadlines, preparation and anxiety about exams etc). They are now occurring even when the typical stress suffered by The Creature and The Object is not full-blown, which is a new development that much be chronicled in detail on The Blog for future reference and research. Below are some examples of this new development:

Specimen 1: The Un-Evil Evil Thing

Specimen 2: An Example of Badly Written Chinese, which is probably Wrongly Written

Specimen 3: A Graphic Illustration of the above chinese phrase

Specimen 4.1

Specimen 4.2

Specimen 4.1 and 4.2 are good examples of conversations that take place outside the realm of PESS, but which exhibit distinct PESS-like symptoms. Vaguely worrying.

Send Me Postcards from L.A.

2009-01-27T16:11:00.000-08:00

As above. Ooops! I only drew ONE postcard!

Also, check out 'the little yellow flower from the story' (aka gu shi de xiao huang hua).

The Thes' Obsession with CNY Traditions

2009-01-26T15:32:00.000-08:00

Unconventional CNY customs pioneered by the Thes:

1. Getting 8 (or 888) or any auspicious sounding number of songs in your playlist
2. Rejoicing if your mobile number contains the digit 8 (mine doesn't!!!!)
3. Despairing if it doesn't
4. Buying a pack of smoked salmon to fulfill your quota of Yu
5. Downloading, blasting, singing along to and doing actions for assorted chinese songs you'd never otherwise listen to
6. Putting up Auspicious displays such as The Prosperous 2kg Bag of Rice (see The Object's previous post)
7. Defining 'auspicious' and 'not auspicious' radio stations. Damien Rice doesn't fulfil the criteria for the Certification of Auspiciousness
8. Ensuring that your list of unconventional CNY customs has 8 articles in it (that explains article 2 and 3 being separated)

Below is the conversation which I shall aptly title 'The Obsession with 8'.

Zonocerus elegans says:
oranges!
*ning (: says:
seriously man
Zonocerus elegans says:
I don't have!
*ning (: says:
when CNY comes round
*ning (: says:
( I ALSO)
Zonocerus elegans says:
oh no!
*ning (: says:
I NEED
*ning (: says:
somehow or other
*ning (: says:
the chinese customs will all come out
*ning (: says:
vacuum house when it nromally doesnt get vacuum
Zonocerus elegans says:
I wore a red shirt AND red jacket today
*ning (: says:
i LOLed at that
Zonocerus elegans says:
none of the other people did
Zonocerus elegans says:
hahahaha
*ning (: says:
hahah
*ning (: says:
i wore pink underneath
*ning (: says:
haha
*ning (: says:
and then the obsession with 8s
*ning (: says:
and fish (me)
*ning (: says:
and rice
*ning (: says:
hahah
*ning (: says:
man
*ning (: says:
and cheena songs
*ning (: says:
haha
Zonocerus elegans says:
oh I think the 8 obsession was my fault
Zonocerus elegans says:
hahahaha
*ning (: says:
hahaha
*ning (: says:
yeah it was
Zonocerus elegans says:
my room number is 8
Zonocerus elegans says:
so auspicious
*ning (: says:
WAH
Zonocerus elegans says:
LOL
*ning (: says:
SO GOOD
*ning (: says:
i have an 8 in my mobile number
*ning (: says:
hahahha
Zonocerus elegans says:
OMG
Zonocerus elegans says:
that is
Zonocerus elegans says:
HILARIOUS

嘁得隆冬镪咚镪 Chi-Da-Lun-Don-Chun-Dun-Chun!

2009-01-24T21:03:00.001-08:00

the Prosperous-looking 2kg bag of rice

CNY + PES = A Deadly Combination. (as some of the following will show...)

The Eve of CNY 2009 Eve was marked by a desperate race of the part of The Creature to accumulate 888 songs on its playlist before CNY dawned on us, a parallel race on the part of The Object to increase its Inspirational Songs playslist to 8 songs, because 4 is (CHOY!) an unlucky number...

And then came: the Springcleaning, in which both The Creature and The Object embarked on some last minute springcleaning. Which consisted of vacuuming the computer keyboard and placing a 2kg pack of rice on the dresser (which is looking very prosperous at the moment).

And THEN, came the CNY songs! Which both Thes sought to sing along to, in their very elementary chinese...and putting 拜年on repeat. Another incident which should also be mentioned is that The Object mistook Cai Shen for a vegetable. (he's actually the Fortune God. *faints).

This day/ night shall be preserved for posterity. He xin nian zu xin nian..... :D Happy CNY 2009 everyone!

The Essence of Chloroplastness

2009-01-24T08:15:00.000-08:00

The Creature's definition of a chloroplast, or whatever this mysterious organelle distorted by years of memory deterioration is. Really, the Creature should know better having been through the horrors of 1A Biology of Cells and 1B Cell and Developmental Biology.

Zonocerus elegans says:
hahahaha!
Zonocerus elegans says:
mitochondrion!
*ning says:
oh tts a mitochondrion?
*ning says:
i meant to draw a chhloroplast
Zonocerus elegans says:
ah it's a chloroplast?
Zonocerus elegans says:
haha!
Zonocerus elegans says:
looks like a mitochondrion
*ning says:
i udunno, u tell me
Zonocerus elegans says:
if you intended it to be a chloroplast then it has the essence of chloroplastness
Zonocerus elegans says:
so only you can tell me if it's a chloroplast or not
*ning says:
i meant to draw a chloroplast.
*ning says:
essence of chloroplastness? wth?
*ning says:
O_O
Zonocerus elegans says:
(LOLing)
*ning says:
tt was so mock serious
Zonocerus elegans says:
hahahahaha
Zonocerus elegans says:
I'm dying of laughter
Zonocerus elegans says:
and it's green
Zonocerus elegans says:
so it's a chloroplast
Zonocerus elegans says:
period.

Symptoms of Study Fatigue

2009-01-21T14:41:00.001-08:00

Note: There is a fundamental difference between using yellow light in photosynthesis and using yellow light (because you have no choice but to do otherwise) to make your paper look yellow and give you a headache. I apologise if the following conversation doesn't make any sense. The randomness epitomised here shows how bad essays are for your state of mind.

*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
boom
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
boom
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
boom
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
boom
Schistocerca gregaria says:
LOL!
Schistocerca gregaria says:
hahaha
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
(see how bored i am)
Schistocerca gregaria says:
I'm stoning
Schistocerca gregaria says:
I really don't care about bacterial photosynthesis
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
and i really REALLU don't care abt imerpialism
Schistocerca gregaria says:
ugh
Schistocerca gregaria says:
at least imperialism doesn't absorb at assorted weird wavelengths you must remember
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
true....
Schistocerca gregaria says:
goodness I'm getting so pissed with the yellow light
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
out of context
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
tt sounds totally weird
Schistocerca gregaria says:
hahaha
Schistocerca gregaria says:
yeah it does
Schistocerca gregaria says:
there's a reason you print things on white paper
Schistocerca gregaria says:
it improves contrast
Schistocerca gregaria says:
and putting a yellow light completely defeats the purpose
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says: OH
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
i thought
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
u mean
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
yellow light
*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
in photosynthesis
Schistocerca gregaria says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schistocerca gregaria says:
*bangs head on table
Schistocerca gregaria says:
hahahahahahahaha

*ning (: -is DONE with collective security & REALLY doesn't want to touch it anymore. IMPERIALISM now- says:
GF !
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
ok am htinking abt the yellow light
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
and then suddenly thought abt the red pill/ blue pill thing
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
i think the link is the colours
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
haha
Schistocerca gregaria says:
LOL!
Schistocerca gregaria says:
so random!
Schistocerca gregaria says:
sheesh wrong blog
Schistocerca gregaria says:
*BANGS HEAD ON WALL
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
haha
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
which blog?
Schistocerca gregaria says:
I nearly posted to my blog
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
ah
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
just copy paste
Schistocerca gregaria says:
yeah
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
HOOHAH
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
HOO
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
HAH
Schistocerca gregaria says:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Schistocerca gregaria says:
PESS strikes again
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
the PESS strikes back...
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- says:
use the Force...
*ning (: -IMPERIALISM- hit me with laser gun!!!!!!!!! says:
hit me with laser gun

The Degenerate State of Our Mandarin

2009-01-20T13:52:00.000-08:00

This is a very good example of The (very) Degenerate State of Our Mandarin, which is very much limited to primary school level, sad to say...

xiao sheng xiang, "ling! ling!" tong xue men pao chu ke shi...

The Beginning of The Blog

2009-01-18T08:15:00.000-08:00

Welcome to The Blog!

First, a little history. The Blog was born out of the urgent need of The Creature and the strange yellow Object to relieve the symptoms of Pre-Exam Stress Syndrome (PESS). Never mind the fact that exams are 6 months away...PESS has been going on for quite some time (since the start of the academic year in fact).

The Blog is The Blog because of a common statement made by The Creature and The Object on MSN whenever something too random for belief is thrown up under the influence of PESS. The Statement goes:

'This goes on The Blog'

So here you have it. The Blog. Let the randomness begin!