Essay Writing Sydrome (EWS)

Includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Typing numbers on MSN that would make no sense to someone who didn't know you were writing an essay. Numbers that increase quickly at first, then go up more slowly, and more...slowly, and more.....more.....mo..re......slowly.

2. Music blasting in a last-ditch attempt to keep the brain alive


3. Self-expression! Blasting music to your MSN contacts in the only possible way on MSN...typing it in CAPITALS. Accompanied by violent head shakes.