Bananas

This can mean only one thing. We're going bananas.

RTB to the Rescue

Rushing revision tonight, so there were hardly any random conversations. What did come out, however, was Really Random.

Chuang Qian Ming Yue Guang

So, exams are drawing ever nearer, time is running out, and...The Creature and The Object are reliving their primary school days. Back when The Creature was A Hatchling and the Object was Newly Minted.

From some random primary one ke wen:



Tell our teachers we've not forgotten the shi (only we've forgotten its name). In fact, we've done a modern take on it!

Methinks we should check ourselves into the mental ward ASAP. As The Object points out...we won't have to do exams!!!

PESS Abduction

Titanic Fights the Moonlight

The updates on this Blog are getting more frequent. And more random. This is worrying.


Can't Fight The Moonlight (it's a song!). I should have put a big X on it in red or something.

A Logical Discussion about the Face

They say a picture speaks a thousand words, and we can now create such a picture...such a picture to express all the marvels in the subtle undercurrents of undergraduate life. Better still, we have been doing so for the past year. All it takes is two strokes on the keyboard, to give you this beauty:

It is the Face. The Face that can express anything from annoyance to amusement, to an expression of 'this is beyond bizarre'. All with two simple strokes.
(Okay, maybe you have to press the shift key for the first one, but you get my drift).

Below is a sample of the many wonderful ways in which this beautiful creation can be used.

Condition: Deteriorating

Exam period draws ever nearer, and the symptoms get worse and worse.

First, a diagnosis of the OTS response:

Titanic obsession leads The Object to radiostation (hey if you say 'google' I can say 'radiostation' right?) 'titanic'. Titanic radio plays Celine Dion's song, obviously. But wait a minute...heavy metal??? The Creature has an explanation for that:



Help. Seriously. PESS is consuming us whole. I should have taken a screenshot of the 'bedtime for fried rice conversation'. It went something like this:

Object: Bedtime for meeeee
Creature: Then when is it bedtime for fried rice?
The 'Bang Head on Desk' emoticon is coming in increasingly useful. The Creature is proud to claim authorship of it:

of loopy locusts & poofy pigeons

Right. We've officially gone loopy. Someone should actually have both of us on their MSN; it would make for endless amusement, especially when PESS strikes. (remember the *ning the ding and *ding not ning? sheesh!)

on a side note, the Object and the Creature both have an endless fascination with the movie Titanic, which has recently been brought to life.

The Symptoms Worsen

It's a spaceship shooting capital letters at a city. Don't ask.

Blobopus

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Call my baby blobopus

Tell you why

Its blob is squisher than an apple pie

And when it does wobbly blobby dance

Man, I haven't got a chance

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Squishier than jelly on a stick

Huckleberry, cherry or lime

If you had a choice

It'd be your pick

But blobopus is mine

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Crazy way it thrills me

Tell you why

That giant mollusc from the sky

It loves to ink me till I can't see straight

Gee, my blobopus is great

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Of Boxine the Box

Vertebrate Biology