Blobopus

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Call my baby blobopus

Tell you why

Its blob is squisher than an apple pie

And when it does wobbly blobby dance

Man, I haven't got a chance

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Squishier than jelly on a stick

Huckleberry, cherry or lime

If you had a choice

It'd be your pick

But blobopus is mine

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Crazy way it thrills me

Tell you why

That giant mollusc from the sky

It loves to ink me till I can't see straight

Gee, my blobopus is great

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...