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Saturday, 25 April 2009

Bananas

This can mean only one thing. We're going bananas.

Saturday, 18 April 2009

RTB to the Rescue

Rushing revision tonight, so there were hardly any random conversations. What did come out, however, was Really Random.

Friday, 17 April 2009

Chuang Qian Ming Yue Guang

So, exams are drawing ever nearer, time is running out, and...The Creature and The Object are reliving their primary school days. Back when The Creature was A Hatchling and the Object was Newly Minted.

From some random primary one ke wen:




Tell our teachers we've not forgotten the shi (only we've forgotten its name). In fact, we've done a modern take on it!

Methinks we should check ourselves into the mental ward ASAP. As The Object points out...we won't have to do exams!!!


PESS Abduction

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Titanic Fights the Moonlight

The updates on this Blog are getting more frequent. And more random. This is worrying.


Can't Fight The Moonlight (it's a song!). I should have put a big X on it in red or something.

A Logical Discussion about the Face

They say a picture speaks a thousand words, and we can now create such a picture...such a picture to express all the marvels in the subtle undercurrents of undergraduate life. Better still, we have been doing so for the past year. All it takes is two strokes on the keyboard, to give you this beauty:

It is the Face. The Face that can express anything from annoyance to amusement, to an expression of 'this is beyond bizarre'. All with two simple strokes.
(Okay, maybe you have to press the shift key for the first one, but you get my drift).

Below is a sample of the many wonderful ways in which this beautiful creation can be used.

Monday, 13 April 2009

Condition: Deteriorating

Exam period draws ever nearer, and the symptoms get worse and worse.

First, a diagnosis of the OTS response:

Titanic obsession leads The Object to radiostation (hey if you say 'google' I can say 'radiostation' right?) 'titanic'. Titanic radio plays Celine Dion's song, obviously. But wait a minute...heavy metal??? The Creature has an explanation for that:



Help. Seriously. PESS is consuming us whole. I should have taken a screenshot of the 'bedtime for fried rice conversation'. It went something like this:

Object: Bedtime for meeeee

Creature: Then when is it bedtime for fried rice?
The 'Bang Head on Desk' emoticon is coming in increasingly useful. The Creature is proud to claim authorship of it:

of loopy locusts & poofy pigeons


Right. We've officially gone loopy. Someone should actually have both of us on their MSN; it would make for endless amusement, especially when PESS strikes. (remember the *ning the ding and *ding not ning? sheesh!)

on a side note, the Object and the Creature both have an endless fascination with the movie Titanic, which has recently been brought to life.

Sunday, 12 April 2009

The Symptoms Worsen


It's a spaceship shooting capital letters at a city. Don't ask.


Blobopus

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Call my baby blobopus

Tell you why

Its blob is squisher than an apple pie

And when it does wobbly blobby dance

Man, I haven't got a chance

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Squishier than jelly on a stick

Huckleberry, cherry or lime

If you had a choice

It'd be your pick

But blobopus is mine

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...

Crazy way it thrills me

Tell you why

That giant mollusc from the sky

It loves to ink me till I can't see straight

Gee, my blobopus is great

I call it

Blobopus blobopus

Oh blobo blobo blobo

Blobopus blobopus...


Friday, 10 April 2009

Of Boxine the Box

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Vertebrate Biology

Thursday, 12 March 2009

My Pet Coffee

(Following a long conversation about pets)

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

The Rabbit of Power

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

QOTD (03/03/09)

Unfortunately, the Quote of Square Root Day has nothing to do with square roots.

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Essay Writing Sydrome (EWS)

Includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Typing numbers on MSN that would make no sense to someone who didn't know you were writing an essay. Numbers that increase quickly at first, then go up more slowly, and more...slowly, and more.....more.....mo..re......slowly.


2. Music blasting in a last-ditch attempt to keep the brain alive


3. Self-expression! Blasting music to your MSN contacts in the only possible way on MSN...typing it in CAPITALS. Accompanied by violent head shakes.

Monday, 16 February 2009

Guess The Acronym!

Let's play Guess the Acronym!

*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
YLDBWDX
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
(guess)
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
hint: chinese song
- says:
MOON!
- says:
hahaha!
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
yes
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
bzzzz
*ning -IT'S MY LIFE- says:
u win


Should add 'DING! DING DING!' and draw back the curtain/screen/whatever to reveal a shiny new car worth TWENTY FIVE THOUUUUUUUUSAND DOLLARS (to quote from Wheel of Fortune)!



Thursday, 12 February 2009

Why Condo Ads Work

*ning says:
OTS
*ning says:
something tells me im into something good...
* says:
hahaha that's such a typical condo ad song
*ning says:
is it???
* says:
yeah
* says:
they'll show a boy and girl running beside the swimming pool
* says:
with Big Fake Smiles on their faces
*ning says:
got meh??
* says:
many years ago haha
* says:
but condo ads always look like that
* says:
mother sitting in the living room reading book with father
* says:
children running around the pool
* says:
then the artists' impression of the buildings
* says:
so typical
* says:
and a happy song like this one
* says:
or 'I'm walking on sunshine, woah!'
*ning says:
hahah
*ning says:
tt cracked me up
* says:
haha I'm being random again
*ning says:
(can tell)
* says:
then if the condo is near an MRT
* says:
they'll draw the MRT line
*ning says:
omg you
* says:
hahaha
*ning writes:

* says:
LOL!!!!
* says:
omg
* says:
hahahaha
* says:
that does NOT look like an MRT
* says:
hahaha
*ning writes:

ning says:
it says Angel
* says:
LOL!!!!!!
* says:
hahahahahaha
* says:
omg
* says:
man
* says:
ok this MBB
*ning says:
mbb
*ning says:
?
*ning says:
OH


Ok. I was exaggerating when I said condo ads work. I don't remember the names of any of the condos that were being advertised!




Sunday, 8 February 2009

T.A. (The Acronyms)

The acronyms are getting worse. Or should I say TAAGW?

BNB = Bonobo (the Creature's nymphomaniac neighbour)

Who ever heard of acronym-ising one word?

TTX = tan tian xing (Chinese translation of the very very Cheesy conversation hearts)

MBB = Must be Blogged.


*ning - says:
they're STILL doing it?
Zonocerus elegans says:
who?
Zonocerus elegans says:
I said that a long time ago
*ning - says:
oh
*ning - says:
sorry didnt flash
Zonocerus elegans says:
no I meant I said that before I said a lot of other stuff
Zonocerus elegans says:
MSN must be mixing up the thing again
*ning - says:
msn is WERID
Zonocerus elegans says:
(and yes the locusts are still at it)
Zonocerus elegans says:
(been about 1.5h)
*ning - says:
OH the locusts
*ning - says:
NOT BNB
Zonocerus elegans says:
LOL!!!!!!!!
Zonocerus elegans says:
ok you made me laugh very hysterically
*ning - says:
BNB and the GF
Zonocerus elegans says:
and I noticed his name has been acronym-ised
*ning - says:
hahaha
*ning - says:
yeap
*ning - says:
look at my personal msg
(the personal message is: wants cheese)
Zonocerus elegans says:
HAHAHAHA
*ning - says:
there REALLY ought to be someone
*ning - says:
with BOTH of us on their contact list
(the Creature's personal message is: Cheesy cheesy cheesy, in response to the stupid conversation hearts)
Zonocerus elegans says:
who shares both of us on their list
Zonocerus elegans says:
yeah precisely
*ning - says:
siiigh
Zonocerus elegans says:
this positive feedback is also getting worse
Zonocerus elegans says:
cos I didn't actually refer to the Real Cheese
*ning - says:
yeah i know
*ning - says:
it was the
*ning - says:
tan tian xing
Zonocerus elegans says:
the TTX!
*ning - says:
OH MAN
*ning - says:
*Slaps forehead*
Zonocerus elegans says:
this must be Blogged
Zonocerus elegans says:
hahaha
*ning - says:
man
*ning - says:
yes
*ning - says:
MBB


If you see a whole load of random letters here next year (or who knows, maybe even this year), you'll know the time has come when acronym-isation has completely consumed the Thes. Writing a blog post all in acronyms...hmm. What a good idea.